{"id":552,"date":"2006-06-03T07:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-03T14:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/?p=552"},"modified":"2006-06-03T12:47:33","modified_gmt":"2006-06-03T19:47:33","slug":"waiting-for-my-flight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/?p=552","title":{"rendered":"Waiting For My Flight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Pocatello airport is very quiet this Saturday morning. My flight to Salt Lake City leaves in about an hour where I&#8217;ll connect with a flight to Portland, then to Narita, Japan followed by a flight to Manila. I&#8217;ll be there about 23 hours from now. <\/p>\n<p>When I was checking in, the following conversation occurred:<\/p>\n<p>A young lady came out of the back room and asked the lady checking me in, &#8220;Shall I take off my pants?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please don&#8217;t, &#8221; I said. &#8220;It&#8217;s too early to get my heart rate up that high!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bet you don&#8217;t get that offer very often, at least from airline counter clerks,&#8221; the lady checking me in responded. I allowed as how this was a first for me. &#8220;Take them off,&#8221; said my check-in lady to the other girl, &#8220;and I&#8217;ll throw them up in a tree and pay you back!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It turns out that these folks are having a weightloss contest and at 10 a.m. they will weigh in. The winner takes home the cash prize.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;So, you must know each other from the past. Are you related?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re cousins,&#8221; the checkin lady said. &#8220;Many years ago we were jumping on a trampoline and she talked me into taking off my pants so I could jump higher. Then she threw them into a tree and I had to get one of the boys to climb up and get them.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>The pants looked to be pretty bulky, I conceeded. They were airline-issued pants for working out on the flightline. &#8220;You should take every advantage. Go ahead and take them off!&#8221; She just laughed and went back into the back room. Dang!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Pocatello airport is very quiet this Saturday morning. My flight to Salt Lake City leaves in about an hour where I&#8217;ll connect with a flight to Portland, then to Narita, Japan followed by a flight to Manila. I&#8217;ll be there about 23 hours from now. When I was checking in, the following conversation occurred: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/?p=552\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Waiting For My Flight<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-552","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-e-mail-musings","category-travels"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pnKxs-8U","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=552"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/552\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=552"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=552"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.rnsmith.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=552"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}